> Some good shit…

Posted on October 25, 2007 by Crimson East

Things are always getting in my way, and I’m always having to push them out of my path. And when I actually need those things, they’re nowhere to be found. Honestly, its annoying.

My mother thinks its simply because I’m “untidy by nature” and can’t be bothered to put things in the right places. Gah, its not like her opinion was ever useful. For one, she has an opinion on everything. For another, the divergence between her opinions and my own (humble) ones is a bit too large for comfort. And in any case, once she starts expressing opinions on stuff, she doesn’t stop.

You think I’m talkative? Well, don’t blame me. Its genetic.

Anyhow, I came across two fun videos on Youtube, and I decided to share them here.

This guy does amazing imitations of George W. Bush and Bill Clinton. The video is quite short. Enjoy a good laugh:

Have fun!

Filed under: General bakwaas, Humor

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  • Uncle Ho:

    There were political terms difficult to understand in this thesis. But by dint of reading it again and again, finally I could grasp the main part of it. What emotion, enthusiasm, clear-sightedness and confidence it instilled into me! I was overjoyed to tears. Though sitting alone in my room, I shouted out aloud as if addressing large crowds: “Dear martyrs, compatriots! This is what we need, this is the path to our liberation!”

    (Ho Chi Minh, in “The path that led me to Leninism”)

  • Ghassan Kanafani:

    "Imperialism has laid its body over the world : the head in Eastern Asia, the heart in the Middle East, its arteries reaching Africa and Latin America. Wherever you strike it, you damage it, and you serve the World Revolution."

    (Ghassan Kanafani, editor of Al Hadaf, published weekly by the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine)

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  • Omar Khayyam:

    گر بر فلکم دست بدی چون یزدان

    بر داشتمی من این فلک را ز ميان

    وز نو فلکی دگر چنان ساختمی

    کازاده بکام دل رسيدی آسان

    Ah Love! could you and I with Him conspire, to grasp this sorry Scheme of Things entire? Would we not shatter it to bits - and then, re-mould it nearer to the Heart's Desire!

    (Omar Khayyam, talking sense even though he’s had a bit too much to drink)

  • The Chairman:

    Hence, imperialism and all reactionaries, looked at in essence, from a long-term point of view, from a strategic point of view, must be seen for what they are - paper tigers. On this we should build our strategic thinking. On the other hand, they are also living tigers, iron tigers, real tigers which can devour people. On this we should build our tactical thinking.

    (Mao Zedong, Selected Works, Vol. IV, pp. 98-99)

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  • El Che:

    We must carry out a general task with the tactical purpose of getting the enemy out of its natural environment, forcing him to fight in regions where his own life and habits will clash with the existing reality. We must not underrate our adversary; the U.S. soldier has technical capacity and is backed by weapons and resources of such magnitude that render him frightful. He lacks the essential ideological motivation which his bitterest enemies of today have in the highest degree. We will only be able to overcome that army by undermining their morale — and this is accomplished by defeating it and causing it repeated sufferings.

    (Ernesto "Che" Guevara, in “Message to the Tricontinental”)

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  • Faiz:

    Look! for in the blacksmith’s shop, the flame burns wild, the iron glows red. The locks open their jaws and every chain begins to break!

    (Faiz Ahmed Faiz)

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  • Lenin:

    The more capitalism is developed, the more strongly the shortage of raw materials is felt, the more intense the competition and the hunt for sources of raw materials throughout the whole world, the more desperate is the struggle for the acquisition of colonies. …................................................................................... The description of "British imperialism" in Schulze-Gaevernitz's book reveals the same parasitical traits. The national income of Great Britain approximately doubled from 1865 to 1898, while the income "from abroad" increased ninefold in the same period. While the "merit" of imperialism is that it "trains the Negro to habits of industry" (not without coercion, of course ...), the "danger" of imperialism lies in that "Europe will shift the burden of physical toil --first agricultural and mining, then the rougher work in industry--on to the colored races, and itself be content with the role of rentier, and in this way, perhaps, pave the way for the economic, and later, the political emancipation of the colored races." ..........................................................................................

    (Vladimir Lenin, in "Imperialism, the highest stage of capitalism", 1916)